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[Table of Contents]The Blue Silo Salesman by F.W. Owen


Salesman can really be a pain in the neck on a dairy farm. Especially now that they confuse things by calling themselves Nutritionists and Consultants. We (the dairy farmers) have to be polite to them for at least a little while until we figure out if they are a new milk inspector or from the government.

A few years back, we were milking 300 cows. No other dairyman within a wide radius was anywhere nearly as big. Just driving by, it looked like we were making money. We were drawing 'em (salesmen) like flies to molasses. Salesmen literally lined up in the driveway on some days. They drove in and out all day long and called on the phone at noon and all through the evening hours. At that time, I was very polite and spent lots of time with them.

On a hot day, one of these salesman probably had a bad day selling blue silos prior to arriving at our farm because his patter wasn't as smooth as usual.

I was in the holding area with seven or eight fresh heifers that had all calved in the last 48 hrs and never been through the parlor. The heifers were going around in the holding area like motorcycles inside a barrel. Manure was flying and it was hot. We were getting them milked but it was real tough.

That's when the blue silo salesmen unexpectedly stepped up to the back gate of the holding area and started pointing out the disadvantages of bunker silos.

I said something like: "Hey!, We LIKE bunker silos!. Can't you see those three big bunker silos right over there and that row of old dump trucks!"

The silo salesman lost his cool and shouted back: "It's dumb xxxx'x like you that make it so hard for me to sell blue silos."

I stepped through the man pass and out of the building. There was a frostfree hydrant right there with 125 feet of water hose neatly coiled up beside it.

I grabbed the hose and cooled off the blue silo salesman. He took off running down the drive toward his car. I ran along beside him, hoseing him all the way. Loop after loop of the hose uncoiled flawlessly so I had plenty of hose left while he rolled up his windows and locked his doors.

The word must have got around a bit since we didn't have quite as much trouble with them (Salesmen/Consultants/Nutritionists) for a few months.

Nowadays I don't chase them as a general rule, but I'm not very polite either. My current strategy is to stretch up to all 6' 5", fix 'em with a stoney gaze, and reply with grunts.

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